'm sorry... I have to say something. I can't believe that a lot of blogs/websites out there are actually reporting such ultra-flagrantly inaccurate reports that overrated pop star Sean Kingston has been cast by filmmakers to play The Notorious BIG in the biopic Notorious, just WEEKS after the very blogs reported about Fox Searchlight's open casting call.

Don't get me wrong, if indeed the reports are true, I'll eat my words (LITERALLY, I'll print off my webpage and ingest it with some hot sauce)... but let's be clear. THIS WOULD BE THE WORST POSSIBLE DECISION IN CASTING SUCH A LAUGHABLE CHART-TOPPER BASED SOLELY ON PHYSICAL RESEMBLANCE!!!!!

THATIUS (from NYC)

BRYAN (from Gardena)

YEMI (from Providence)

ANY of the above cats would be remarkably better choices to play the greatest rapper of my generation, and they're LEGITIMATELY being considered!!!